bro its a rebeccaBLEGH! logo trucker hat

It comes in one fkn size. and, like, 4 colors. 2 of those colors are green.

this isn't a hard decision. its not much money. and its a fkn trucker hat.

its cheap, well made, and says stuff like "METH" and "rebeccaBLEGH!" and "MURDER" so yeah its fkn cool as shit

...not literal shit, that'd be hella fkn gross, but, i mean, it could be that, too, if you got sh*t on it, or something spilled on it before we mailed it out and figured it'd be all good by the time it got to y-.. hey really its what the fuck ever, man-- i ain't tryna explain a fkn trucker hat and the usps to y-... you know what?-- jesus christ you're high maintenance

fine-- **** it!

don't buy it, then!

we don't even want the money ur doin too much... fkn 25 question asking ass b****

features

• covers ur head
• it even fits if u got a 2 foot dome (circumference, dipsh*t)
• its polyester or foam or a little of both or some sh*t i dunno why thats a feature but sure dude
• ur gunna lose it before it wears out. 100%-- trust us.
• ya, it gets shipped flat, and might have a crease or two-- just fkn wear it, it'll flatten out-- jesus dude... see? what'd i tell ya.. high fkn maintenance ass bi-.....

instructions for washing it bc most of u are r words (so are we no hate aka tard recognize tard)

• dish soap and warm water apparently clean spots
• but its kinda like a fkn gremlin DON'T GET THE WHOLE THING WET WHATEVER THE FK YOU DO BRO DEFINITELY DO NOT GET THE WHOLE THING WET we warned u bro dont say we didnt when u go swimming and fk ur steez up

how much we make on this

• we're super fkn tired of not knowing how much dough ppl are making off our shit so from here on out we gunna be posting our profits so u can see we dont make shit on this shit
• we make $4.17 on each hat. less than 5 bucks. you cant even buy a burger king meal for that. so we think thats fkn fair

and if this is all just too much for u, we hella get it. don't buy it. one less thing to mail out and like, count, and sh*t.